A Georgia man told police he was on a military mission when he was caught shoplifting at a supermarket.
The 36-year-old man was arrested for drinking a soda and eating a beef stick, then trying to leave the store without paying.
Store managers caught him attempting to leave and held him until an officer arrived.
The man then explained that he works for “Seal Team Six” and that “someone on the Internet had told him to come get those items."
The officer added, “He also informed me that he had caught Satan and had him in a bottle in his book bag.”
The guy was arrested and is now facing shoplifting charges.