"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Most people think this song is about Jake Gyllenhaal. And it is. It was inspired by a time when Gyllenhaal ate a Kit-Kat bar without breaking the pieces apart.
This song sounds like it might be another tale of torrid love with Gyllenhaal, but it's actually about a time Conor Kennedy spilled an entire soda at a restaurant.
This song is obviously about John Mayer.
This song is often thought to be about a cranky music critic, but the initial inspiration was actually a Starbucks barista who gave Swift a weird look when all she did was ask for almond milk.
"You're Not Sorry"
This song is about how Joe Jonas makes a faint whistling noise through his nose when he breathes.
"I Knew You Were Trouble"
Swift briefly dated "Les Miserables" actor Eddie Redmayne. This song is about his dumb British accent.
This song is about the time Adam Young of Owl City gave Swift a jar of ladybugs.
"Back to December"
This one is for "Glee"'s Cory Monteith. Also a big-time nose whistler.
"The Moment I Knew"
This song reflects on a tragic time when Zac Efron ordered a Frangelico and ginger ale and called it a "Pennsylvania Dove Crusher."
"Teardrops on My Guitar"
Of course Swift didn't always date celebrities. This earlier single is about the impossible heartbreak that comes when a guy named Drew who drives a Saturn chooses another girl.
"The Story of Us"
This song was inspired by Taylor Lautner.