A man told Connecticut police his wife lit their bed on fire-- with him in it.
When police showed up, the man told police he went to bed after getting into a fight with his wife over pizza. He was in bed for a while and woke up to see his side of the bed was on fire. He jumped up and put the fire out before calling police.
Police found a burnt greeting card and a pair of the man's shorts.
After the woman admitted to lighting the card on fire, officers arrested her.