An out-of-shape crook got caught stealing seafood when he couldn’t start his DUI interlock device in Thibodaux, LA.
The 48-year-old waltzed into the store, grabbed a couple of bags of crawfish tails, and then took off running.
By the time he got to his car he was out of breath and couldn’t blow enough air into the interlock device to get his car started.
Employees from the store stood outside his car taking pictures and laughing and kept trying to get him to come back inside.
He eventually got the car started and took off. Cops caught up with him a short time later.
He told them he had been at work until 4:30….and cops arrested him ‘after telling him it was not yet 4:30.’